The Lemonade: Student Submits Horoscopes per Court Order

By Emily Davis

Aquarius

Remember what your mother told you about chinchillas when you were seven. It could come in handy.

Pisces

Try to stop and smell the flowers every once in awhile. But not the ones in your neighbor’s yard, you remember what happened last time.

Scorpio

Did you do something with your hair? It looks really good. No, really! You are so trendy, I could never pull that off.