Public Safety

James Beaman

JUST SLEEP IT OFF

Aug. 14, 10:09 p.m. Officer McKinney responded to a call about a guy throwing up in front of building 600 at the Village. The guy was asleep when McKinney got to him and started throwing up when he was awoken. He claimed to have had “a few too many shots” and blew a .13 into the breathalyzer. He gave consent for his room to be searched and Jack Daniel’s Whiskey was found. He was arrested for possession of alcohol while being under 21 years old.

THIS ISN’T A COLLEGE STONER MOVIE

Aug. 14, 10:29 p.m. Officer McKinney went to building 300 at the Village in response to a possible drug violation. When he got to the suspected room, the occupants admitted to smoking weed and drinking alcohol. Only one of the students was over 21. They weren’t arrested, but their case is being referred to Student Judicial for review.

THAT’S A DOPE BICYCLE, BRUH

Aug. 14, 11:35 p.m. Sgt. Smith stopped a guy for riding a bicycle with no light on the front. The guy was asked if he had been drinking, and he said he drank a pitcher of beer at Mellow Mushroom. The guy blew a .09 into the breathalyzer. The guy also admitted to smoking weed and was found to have weed and an electronic scale in his back pocket. He was arrested for having alcohol and weed.

DRUNKEN TAILGATING IS ILLEGAL TAILGATING

Aug. 15, 12:33 a.m. Officer McKinney responded to a call from building 400 at the Village about a male being in need of assistance. The Community Director said the guy was found sleeping on the trunk of a car that was not his. The guy said he did not need EMS, but also said he drank “way too much” of both beer and liquor. He blew a .104 into the breathalyzer and was arrested for public intoxication and having alcohol in his possession.

I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

Aug. 15, 12:45 a.m. Sgt. Smith stopped in front of building 500 at the Village to advise a skateboarder that it was not safe to skateboard in the turning lane. The guy was asked if he had been smoking weed and admitted to smoking and also having some in his room. He gave Smith the weed and his case was given to Student Judicial in lieu of arrest.

YOU’LL GET BURNED IF YOU BRING WEED TO THE DORMS

Aug. 16, 9:10 p.m. Officer Kennedy was sent to Sanford Hall regarding the smell of weed coming from a particular room. The guy in the room allowed Kennedy inside to search and admitted to having weed. He gave Kennedy the weed and told Kennedy that he doesn’t follow “unjust law” and he thinks weed should be legal. The case was sent to Student Judicial.

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