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Commonly used phrases infiltrating our world
In the words of the writer Walker Lamond: "Identify the words that you overuse the most and eliminate them." A thought that should resonate with the culture of "The Office" junkies and "World of Warcraft" addicts, where certain phrases - once laughter-inducing, but now simply annoying - are used to the point that they no longer have meaning or, sometimes, origin.… Post the First Comment

U.S. House should mature

Let's begin with a small story. There are two kids playing around the house too much and end up breaking their mother's vase. Both kids are responsible for the accident because they were horsing around, but now when mom finds out, they want to blame each other.… Post the First Comment

Satire column: A bitter Dear John mad lib

Now that the girlfriend applications are in, it's time I prepare a break-up letter. Since, I'm not Raven and can't see the future while making a stroke face, I'll just write a generic letter with many options to choose from. If you're currently in a relationship on the rocks, you're more than welcome to use this and circle the options that apply.… Post the First Comment

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