Movie Villains You Don’t Want To Bring Home To Mom
1. Freddy Krueger from
“A Nightmare on Elm Street”
Mom just got a new water bed.
2. The shark from
“Jaws”
It is difficult to heave a 2,000 pound
mammal out of the ocean for dinner.
3. Regan MacNeil from
“The Exorcist”
Mom is making split pea soup for dinner, and she’d like to keep it off of her new tablecloth.
4. Jack Torrance from
“The Shining”
An axe in the bathroom door doesn’t really go along with Mom’s new décor.
5. Pennywise from
“It”
Mom doesn’t really like redheads.
6. Chucky from
“Child’s Play”
Mom says I’m too old for dolls.
7. Jason Voorhees from
“Friday the 13th”
No one wanted to go to his hockey tournament, and look what happened.
8. Samara from
“The Ring”
She will just keep coming back for dinner every seven days.
9. Hannibal Lecter from
“The Silence of the Lambs”
We’re vegetarians.
10. Jigsaw from
“Saw”
No, we do not want to ‘play a game’ with you, Jigsaw.
11. Carrie White from
“Carrie”
Moving things with your mind is cute when you’re
Matilda, but not when you’re Carrie.
Written By: Lindsay Shoemake and Anna Morris
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