Five Costumes in Five Minutes
Halloween is creeping closer and let me guess, you can’t bring yourself to spend that $40 on a store-bought costume. Who says you have to? Using common household items, here is a list of five free costume ideas that can be thrown together in under five minutes.
The Nerd – The classic and simple nerd costume is always a favorite. Search for a pair of tall socks and those 3D movie glasses you know you saved, and just pop out the lenses. If you have short hair, break out the hair gel, and part your hair down the middle. If your hair is longer, find your old scrunchies and rock some high pigtails. Match that hairstyle with a pair of high waisted shorts and a fanny-pack, and you‘re ready for pictures.
The Frat Guy – A visor, a button-up polo shirt, khakis, a bow tie and a pair of Sperry Topsiders are all acceptable and accessible articles of clothing to perfect this quick costume. Call a friend if you need to. Then again, writing “TFM” in Sharpie on a plain white T-shirt may do just the trick. Extra points for a drawn-on “frat tat.”
Leftovers – Grab the aluminum foil and start wrapping it around. Just make sure you write your favorite restaurant’s name across the front. If you don’t mind slowing your pace and busting out one dance move all night long, add an antenna to the ensemble and be a robot.
Grandma – This costume is always funny and easy to throw together. All you will need is a robe/nightgown and some slippers. Put your hair in hot rollers, and cover it with powder. See if it is possible to not show your teeth for an entire evening. You can’t have a good costume without playing the part, so be sure to hunch over, walking and speaking as slowly as possible.
The Hillbilly – Got a pair of old jeans? Grab a pair of scissors and start cutting. Search for a cowboy hat and big brown belt to tuck in your old, plaid T-shirt. Find a couple of stuffed animals, and be sure to tell everyone about the importance of keeping quiet while hunting. Don’t forget your thickest accent.
Remember, the best accessory to any costume is the confidence to never break character. Any of these ideas are quick and easy ways to get a laugh out of anybody that passes by. Have a safe and spooky Halloween.
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