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Astrological Forecast

Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- Mars and Venus will cross paths to bring you luck in your love life this week. But that’s only if you don’t have a significant other. So people in committed relationships, suck it up.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)- Try something new this coming week—like actually paying for music instead of downloading it illegally.

Aries (March 20- April 19)- Make it your goal this week to treat everyone with respect. Karma’s terrible to those who treat people wrong.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Don’t let this confusing Georgia weather get you down. There’s this wonderful thing called layering your clothes. You should look it up.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)- People love you, so don’t be so sad all the time. Smile more.

Cancer (June 21- July 21)- If you don’t have a date for your upcoming formal don’t worry. See this as a chance to hook up with other people’s dates.

Leo (July 22- August 22)- Only a few more weeks of school are left. Keep calm and carry on until summer.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)- It’s in the cards for you to have a good week this week. But finals week? Sorry it’s going to be rather awful for all of us.

Libra (September 23- October 22)- Stay balanced this week. One hour of homework for every night partying might just do it.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- Your friends are great, but if they don’t appreciate your love of indie rap, don’t feel bad. You’re just a bit more well-rounded than them.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)- Mercury will be in retrograde this week. This means absolutely nothing, but hey, you look good today.

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- If you’re suffering from lack of self-confidence lately pay people to tell you you’re beautiful. It’ll help, but will most likely be expensive. People are greedy.

 

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