Astrological Forecast
Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- This week is the time where you will get your 15 minutes of fame. Make sure it’s not for being the next Kim Kardashian. Having a bad single is as bad as a sex tape.
Pisces (February 19- March 20)- Take a break from school and travel to Europe. Good luck explaining that to your teachers.
Aries (March 20- April 19)- The orbits of Mars and Mercury will cross to bring you inspiration to be the best eater you can be. Hey, it’s a talent to some people.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Go outside this week and soak up some sun. My crystal ball wants to remind you to wear sunscreen or there will be a sunburn in your future.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)- You will date Nick Levan from “Skins.” That’s the best future ever.
Cancer (June 21- July 21)- Pursue your dreams this week. The only person standing in your way is you. We all know how that turned out for Natalie Portman in the “Black Swan.”
Leo (July 22- August 22)- In my tarot cards I see happiness in your future. Oh wait, they were upside down. That’s sad.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)- When you have a problem think “what would my momma do?” At the same time be grateful that Dina Lohan isn’t your mother.
Libra (September 23- October 22)- Stop being that girl who needs a man; be the girl a man needs. (Replace the words to fit your gender or sexual orientation)
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- People are in trouble all over the world so do something about it. Start with being nice to the person next to you.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21- Make it your goal this week to read books more and watch “Glee” less.
Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- Don’t let the turkeys get you down and there are a lot of them out there.
Posted by Danielle Paluga
on Mar 10 2011. Filed under Leisure.
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