Man tells all:

How he wishes girls, guys would dress to go out on Thirsty Thursdays or any night of the week

Depending on where you go on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or whatever night of the week, you will see different array of outfits to say the least. Now it is my job to help everyone out.

I know that everyone has different styles, and I’m not here to tell you that you need to dress like me. What I am going to do is tell you different things not to do when you go out. Obviously ladies are always first.

Ladies, sometimes it’s okay to leave things to guys’ imaginations and still look good.  That’s crazy to hear from me, I know. Now I know this will prove to be more difficult for some of you because with the weather getting warmer you will use this as an excuse to dress like a lady of the evening. Don’t succumb to this.

I feel as if the reason you do dress in scantily clad outfits is because you think that’s what the guys want, and you know what? Most of them do want you dressing like that but you don’t have to give in. I personally have never worn three inch heels and a dress that looks like I was poured into, but I am almost 100 percent positive that it is not comfortable. Now you feel like I should probably tell you what you should be wearing exactly, but like I told you before, that’s not my job. I’m not going to tell you how to dress just a few tips.

Now guys, I have a lot to say to most of you. First, I’m going to talk to the people who just go out like they have no self respect at all. I’m not saying there needs to be a dress code, but don’t wear a ratty T-shirt and gym shorts to go downtown. You’re not going to workout.

Now, onto the other guys I want to talk to. Those of you who think that it’s cool to just wear a pair of khaki shorts that don’t quite reach your knees, one of the dozens of polo shirts you own, and a visor—probably from the Masters. That’s fine to wear every so often. I get it.  That’s your style. But you are allowed to change it up every so often. Oh, and color coordinate. There is nothing wrong with matching. Trust me; girls do appreciate you putting a little bit of effort into what you’re wearing.

Well that’s all I got for you. Like I said, I’m not here to tell you what to wear. I’m just here to help you out.

Posted by KevinHall on Mar 3 2011. Filed under Close Up, Special Sections. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.