Astrological Forecast
Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- If you’re a lady, remember this week that there’s a fine line between showing a guy you’re interested and harassing him.
Pisces (February 19- March 20)- You’ll have a good week this week because some of my favorite people are Pisces.
Aries (March 20- April 19)- Take risks this week. Safe risks, like a new pair of shoes, not stupid I-might-get-arrested-for-this-risks.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)- If you’re feeling bored with your life this week it might be time to take on a new challenge.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)- Your life has hit a rough patch, but the planets are aligned to meet the mate of your dreams this week. If you’re a girl, he will be on MTV at 10 p.m. and his name is Stanley.
Cancer (June 21- July 21)- It’s time for you to get a Twitter. People in the Middle East are using this important tool to start revolutions, for heaven’s sake!
Leo (July 22- August 22)-I’ll give you a bit of advice. When I’m feeling sad I go to the pet store and play with the ferrets.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)- Jupiter is crossing paths with Mercury this week to bring you luck in your schoolwork.
Libra (September 23- October 22)- You’ll have a great day sometime next week. Sorry that’s all I got. Being a psychic in college is exhausting.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- Take a break this week from your phone. Unless I text you, then you need to respond immediately. Hint. Hint.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21- Make it your goal to be nicer to your roommates this week.
Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- Watch your words or you might be faced with a tragedy the size of John Galliano being suspended from Dior for racial slurs
Posted by Danielle Paluga
on Mar 3 2011. Filed under Leisure.
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