Astrological Forecast

Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- If your life is starting to sound like a Taylor Swift song, then you might have a problem. On the other hand maybe you can capitalize on that. She’s pretty rich.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)-Don’t let anyone see your weaknesses. Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger got to be governor by crying all the time?

Aries (March 20- April 19)- It’s time for you to get away. May I suggest Paris? Oh and please take me with you.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Get back to your roots this week. No not your heritage. I’m talking about your hair. It looks like you need to dye it again.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)- Even if things aren’t going your way, they are sure to turn around. If they don’t go well then go on a shopping spree. That’s better than therapy.

Cancer (June 21- July 21)- If you want to catch the eye of that adorable person who sits next to you in class then act mysterious.

Leo (July 22- August 22)- You should probably start thinking about Spring Break plans. And by that the tarot cards say that you need to go to the gym soon.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)- The planets are in alignment for you to have a week full of adventure. That must mean you’re leaving Milledgeville for a while.

Libra (September 23- October 22)-Mars will cross paths with Saturn to leave your pockets empty for the next week. I would suggest controlling your finances better, but that would be hypocritical.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)-This is your week to lend your time and money to charity.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)-You really need to start eating better. Wait, sorry that was the text my mom just sent me. Check back with me next week.

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- If you’re feeling bored this week maybe take up a new hobby. I can’t give you any suggestions because my hobby is collecting fashion magazines, but I’m sure you’ll figure something out.

Posted by Danielle Paluga on Feb 28 2011. Filed under Leisure. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.