Astrological Forecast
Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- Your wardrobe needs an update, my crystal ball says so. It also says you need to dye your hair like Nicki Minaj.
Pisces (February 19- March 20)- If your significant other isn’t treating you right you shouldn’t need this horoscope to tell you to break up with him or her. And if you don’t have one good for you, I hear the single life is nice.
Aries (March 20- April 19)- Take time to stop and smell the roses today. Oh wait it’s too cold for that.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Take time to stop and smell the roses today. Oh wait it’s too cold for that.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)- This week will be your week, but then again isn’t every week yours darling? You’re pretty awesome.
Cancer (June 21- July 21)- It’s time to pay more attention to your friends this week. If you don’t have any then you can always take me shopping. I’ll be your friend for that.
Leo (July 22- August 22)- This is your week to be creative. But please don’t shut yourself in a Lady Gaga like egg; your teachers won’t understand.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)- Make it your goal this week to take a stand for your hometown just like Eminem stood up for Detroit in that Chrysler commercial.
Libra (September 23- October 22)-You’ll be feeling restless this week, but don’t tell your teachers or boss they might take it as an opportunity to give you more work.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- Your words to live by this week are “c’est la vie.” It’s French so it must mean something pretty.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)- No major disasters will come your way this week, but nothing exciting will happen either. Well you can’t have everything.
Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- It’s time to be charitable and donate some money to someone in need. I’m in desperate need of a Hermes Birkin bag.
Posted by Danielle Paluga
on Feb 17 2011. Filed under Leisure.
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