The Litter Box
Hey thanks for waking me up with your constant whistling and another thanks for your hour long showers leaving me no hot water
Dear upstairs neighbor: If you’re planning on continuing these five a.m. … Umm… “rendezvous”… Would you mind getting some WD40 for your bedsprings? It would be much appreciated. Love always, “Thinking You Told Me Your Boyfriend Was In Iraq”
Students: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be careful at the Magnolia/Village intersection. Last night’s accident hit home.
Regarding the “quick and easy ways to earn money” article. Donating plasma, sperm, or eggs is not quick or easy. Becoming a sperm donor can take weeks or months, because sperm banks are extremely selective and there are physical exams and interviews invlolved. Oh and they only want tall dark and handsome donors. These suggestions are pretty drastic and can be physically taxing. I noticed something missing from the suggestion list; get a job. (corrections/vent) Thanks!
Good job otherwise. And tell Mr. Del Campo to quit wasting his money on bad movies. The Kings Speech, Black Swan, Blue Valentine, the fighter, etc were left out
Posted by gcsunade
on Feb 10 2011. Filed under Opinion, The Litterbox.
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