Astrological Forecast

Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- You soon will be a year older. I hope you’ve started using anti-aging creams so you won’t be able to see your crazy college days on your face 10 years from now.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)- Your birthday is coming up soon so throw a party for yourself and be sure to invite me.

Aries (March 20- April 19)- Now is the time to expand your horizons and become more cultured. No “The Jersey Shore” doesn’t count as art.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Venus will align with the moon this week to bring you luck at midnight. Even the planets know your sleep habits.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)- This coming week is looking as good as you do. You will get a great Valentine even if you don’t have a significant other.

Cancer (June 21- July 21)- Make it your goal to pay more attention in class. Except in those classes where the teacher teaches you like you were three.

Leo (July 22- August 22)- Having a bad hair day? Rock that lion mane! It’s in right now.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)- The biggest challenge you will face this week will be finding a study room in the LITC.

Libra (September 23- October 22)- Someone will be checking you out this week. Look alive.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- Your motto this week: Go big or go home. I have no idea what that means I just saw it in my crystal ball.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)- This week will be rough, but look on the bright side, you could be Christina Aguilera.

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- Busy week alert.  Use this as an excuse to skip that lunch date with the person you pretend to like.

Posted by Danielle Paluga on Feb 10 2011. Filed under Leisure. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.