Astrological Forecast

Aquarius (January 21- February 18)- You are the water sign so go with the flow. Even if your significant other breaks up with you, your car breaks down, you fail a test (school related or otherwise), and you cut yourself shaving. I’m not saying that will happen but you never know.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)- Now’s the time to go outside your comfort zone and party it up. Unless that is your comfort zone then I’d suggest staying in and studying for once.

Aries (March 20- April 19)- It’s time to accomplish your goals, but make sure they are reachable like eating healthier. Don’t try anything crazy such as getting a good night’s sleep. That doesn’t exist in college

Taurus (April 20- May 20)- Channel your inner Martha Stewart and whip up a nice meal for your friends. Just remember baking powder and baking soda are two different things.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)- Hello gorgeous this will be a good week for you because you’re awesome! I promise I’m not a biased astrologer.

Cancer (June 21- July 21)- This week a friend will be in need of your aid. If you ignore her you might have a Lindsay Lohan like disaster on your hands. So what are you waiting for? Go help!

Leo (July 22- August 22)- Take a break and go on a road trip. If you’re short on cash just go to Macon and see a decent movie for a change. Though “The King’s Speech” is playing at the theater by the mall now.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)- The planets are in alignment this week so that you can accomplish much this week in your relationships. Just don’t screw it up ok dear?

Libra (September 23- October 22)- There’s trouble brewing for you this week, but don’t worry your hero will come along soon enough. John Wayne is on his way. He’s still alive right?

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)- This week might be a tough one for you. Take some advice from me and go to a therapy that really works: the candy aisle in your favorite grocery store.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)- You’ll be feeling a little lazy this week. Do something productive like take a story for the Colonnade’s Special Section.

Capricorn (December 22- January 20)- You’re going to do fine on that test next week if you stop reading this and start studying.

Posted by Danielle Paluga on Feb 3 2011. Filed under Leisure. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.