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The Litter Box

Mike Vick is a good joke….

Here’s an idea….if we as college students don’t like the ordinance that was passed, why don’t we boycott all the downtown restaurants and businesses…that’ll change their minds.

Why can’t people understand how to use the student all-digest? I love hearing about events (LIKE FREE MOVIE TICKETS) the day after it happens!

Why must girls look like sluts on Myspace and Facebook? Everyone can see you!

This time of year in college feels like the intellectual equivalent of that torture scene in "Casino Royale." You know the one.

When did our campus become a daycare?

Department of redundancy department, please hold.

That’s what I like to call sex – poetry of the body.

Did you just eat it?…Yeah, it seemed appropriate.

I’m Mr. Busy Pants!

I just love Bobcat Village. I love the fact that my apartment flooded last night.  I love the fact that there was 3 inches of water in our living room. And I love the fact that we are finally moving! YAY!

Pet owners at the Grove. Seriously. CLEAN YOUR DOGS’ S***!!

You just got friend whored!

Teachers need to quit piling tests at the end of the semester. It’s ridiculous. Learn time management!

Christmas music is the best! It makes me happy!

You look like a garden  gnome. All you need is a little pick axe, a little shovel and some suspenders.

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