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The Litter Box

I must be a really good American.  I voted twice.

Chuck Norris once got pulled over for speeding.  He let the officer off with a warning.

To all the boys on this campus that insist on acting like girls all the time, I have just one thing thing to say: Grow a pair.

I read Canadian Wal-Marts are now selling adult novelties. My question is, where do they put them?

Man, I’ll tell you. Walking across campus with a shovel, a dude’s liable to get some crooked looks. Especially if it’s dark and raining.

What the hell is a Podcast?

It’s 2:42 a.m. . . . I’m writing a paper . . . I have the urge to just delete it all and write another one titled "Why I have Decided Higher Education is Lame, and Beer Tastes Much Better Than A Diploma." Pray for me Vent gods.

Do you know what I hate? When Saga puts laxatives in my food.

Milledgeville has scared me sober.

One of our local video stores has shut down their “backroom video collection.” Why is the porn gone? 

Why does every teacher assume that their class is the most important thing in your life?

M&Ms suck, Reece’s Pieces rule!

I am nothing but a rodent in the giant hamster wheel that is GCSU.

I’m a huge fan of Christmas music, but come on people, it’s barely November!

Don’t hate us because we’re sexy.

Why can’t people clean up after their pets at The Grove. It’s like walking through a mine field going to my car.

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