The Litter Box

Group papers make me want to retch my pancreas into a bag.

What happened to the days of giving a two-week notice or agreeing to stay at your job until a replacement could be found for your position?  Be sure to list "selfish," and "immature," on all future resumes.

Ok… why, why, why? WHY? WHY? WHY do we have to throw (the disk) across the pathways on Front Campus?  Is it too difficult to move 10 feet over and play on that huge patch of grass?  Instead, we all have to watch our heads, as you still throw it as we walk by.  It’s even worse that you people don’t even know how to throw or catch.  Stop. Its not cool, and neither are you.

SWM, 19, seeking SWF 18-21, non smoker/drinker.  The Colonnade needs a classified section.

I’m putting the Alumni Office on notice. When I graduate in May, I am not giving a DIME to this school until you lower the funding for iPod initiatives and look into a football team or boosting the athletic department here. They deserve the very best. I’m not saying athletics are more important than academics, but let’s get back to the fundamentals.

To the jerk who decided it would be funny to leave profanity on the sidewalk beside GSA’s Bisexual Pride Day messages: Get a life. It’s been hard enough for us to gain acceptance among the general population of this school. We don’t need you trying to make us look bad in front of everyone on campus. What’s your problem? Scared of the truth?

Posted by Colonnade Archives on Sep 29 2006. Filed under Opinion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry