The Litter Box
How come anytime I go into the bathroom by the Colonnade, there is always an edition in the stall? It should be renamed the Stallinade.
It never fails: When you’re on a schedule and need to get into a computer lab, there’ll always be a class using it.
Yeah, call Mark Zuckerbug a stupid imbecile. I mean, all he did was create the 7th most visited site on the web, one of the most popular sites for college students, and probably your favorite site.
I haven’t seen my oh-so-scary roommate in over a week. I don’t mean to be insensitive, but she better not be dead. I absolutely don’t have time for dead-roommate drama this week.
Where’s another holiday when you need it?
I am officially apart of GCSU now. I own a MAC!
Do you know what really bunches my shorts? Its when you are having a SUPER time or walking along minding your own DADGUM business, and someone comes out of nowhere and scares the bajezzus out of you. You’re having a super time thinking super thoughts when someone just POPS up and scares you half to death. That is bad, but, voiding your bladder while clothed because of such a fright is much more serious. People need to be much more careful about how they approach others. IF people are more respectful of others’ sensitivities; we might all be able to have a SUPER DUPER time!
Posted by Colonnade Archives
on Sep 22 2006. Filed under The Litterbox.
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