The Litter Box
Whoever ruined the ADPi lock-in should have his own holiday.
Glad to see we only missed one week of The Colonnade. What was going on there?
Well, I’m off to go stalk my friend’s social lives. To Facebook!
So if you guys brag about how you “put out every Friday”, at least get some newspapers to Saga so I can read something!
The Grove is liberal! That’s why they only show CNN!
Photoshop sucks!
I’m going to the bathroom. But you already knew that, cause you saw it on Facebook.
Some jerk photographer was taking pictures of my dead brother today, being eaten by a giant raptor! What’s up with that? Like anyone’s gonna print that! XOXO – The Squirrel
It amuses me how some people can completely butcher the english language.
Dear Freshmen: The little flashy man means walk. The little flashy hand means stop. Walk parallel to the red light, not through it. Next time, I’ll hit you. And leave. And plead temporary insanity.
All your base are belong to us!