The Litter Box

How come Ozzy Osborne can annunciate when he sings, but not when he speaks?

Why in the heck is ESPN 2 blocked out right now at Bobcat? I want to watch the Braves game and for some reason half the time when I try to watch the game the channel is out temporarily! UGH!

Girls: How do you expect us males to be nice by even holding doors open if you don’t say thank you? This whole courteous thing is a two-way street. Don’t expect males to be the only ones who are nice. If you are too cool to say thanks when a guy holds the door open for you, then you should get used to opening them yourselves.

Don’t you just love Impulse when you’re writing your thesis paper which is your final grade and it decides to boot you off the sites you are getting your research from? I sure do… NOT!

Why is it that people on this campus complain about parking so much. I mean, yes it is true that there are not many spaces, but at most schools freshmen aren’t even allowed to bring cars. So that knocks out your opinion. And to all the others, if you really do not like the parking regulations, or anything else about this school, here’s a tip. PICK ANOTHER SCHOOL! Or does your constant whining keep you from that thought?

Why do people find it ok to scream and yell in front of Adams? Seriously, go somewhere else. Thanks.

Judging from the way some of you people park your cars at Bobcat, I can’t help but wonder if you’re drunk or if you’re just plain lazy.

I’d like to see a little less planting and a little more paving.

Why is it “Wild Things” gets major cool points for a lesbian scene while “Brokeback Mountain” gets smacked with a “Explicit homosexual content” label?

I don’t care what anyone says. Cheerleading is not a sport.

Why are guys such JERKS sometimes? Why do they never do what they say they’re gonna do? I’m so tired of seeing girls, myself included, give their hearts away only to be crushed later on. In my almost two years at GCSU, I still haven’t found a good guy. Where are they? I know they exist, so please stop hiding!

How many vice presidents does this school have?

Posted by Colonnade Archives on Apr 21 2006. Filed under The Litterbox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry