Horoscopes

Aries: March 21 – April 19
Progress is an amenity. If you work hard, you can play much harder. This week you have to give it all you got. Restrain from procrastination and take up meditation for alleviation.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20
This week your life will be determined not by what you do, but what you do not do. This week you should stay low key and let life’s simple pleasures come to you. Passiveness is godliness.

Gemini: May 21 – June 21
Turn that frown upside down. Do not let the discontent overshadow the good. Disappointment is only temporary, but achievement lasts forever.

Cancer: June 22 – July 22
Slow down, you are moving to fast. The present and future are the best years of your life, but do not ruin a good thing. A chill pill is recommended.

Leo: July 23 – August 22
Wild thoughts run through your mind. Rationalize and legitimize before action. Not every notion deserves to be acted upon.

Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You say you never compromise, but staring down the eyes of disaster may change your mind. Make a deal, and cut your losses.

Libra: September 23 – October 23
Your pockets are getting lighter every week. Find someone who is not a friend, start a trend and compliment them. You have to give a little to get a little; in this case you will receive money.

Scorpio: October 24 – November 21
You are going to do something new or better than anyone else has ever done before. Go for the record modestly, but confidently.

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Do not make too many plans. There are many options this week, but make a decision and stick to it. Your initial instincts are often times the best.

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Your excitement is obvious because this is your week to shine. Go with the flow and keep a smile. Smiles are contagious.

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Sarcasm is acceptable at times of idiocy, but as the saying goes, “never cry wolf.” This week your moment will come. When the unthinkable occurs, lay it on thick.

Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Cheerfulness is on the rise because a large sum of love and money sits close by. Your big decision this week is deciding which is more important.

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