The Litter Box

I don’t know about the rest of the people that live in Bobcat Village, but I sure as heck didn’t pay good money to have the gates always up. I don’t like the idea that anyone who DOESN’T live here can come in and out with their cars as they please.

What was the idea behind having GRASS and two full-sized tours on the same day? I just thought that was a little strange.

If you had a choice of going to lunch with either Marie Curie or Ulysses S. Grant, which would you choose? (Ulysses S. Grant, because Marie Curie is radioactive!)

I like the new entrance/exit “ramps” they’ve put in around Herty, but that concrete saw is awfully loud.

Okay one time I sent a vent to ColonnadeVent, and it started talking back to me! It was so weird…I think maybe it was a dream.

Whoever posted the comment about “Tiny Dancer” being changed to “Tony Danza” in last week’s Vent–you totally stole that line from ‘Friends’– if you can’t bring the funny all by yourself, just shut up. Thanks so much.

Why must the baseball fields at Bobcat Village (which are right outside my window) start blasting music @ 10 a.m Friday for game days? Don’t they know most college students aren’t even up yet–especially since most of us go out Thursday nights? Sorry, but I don’t wanna hear old Michelle Branch songs that early– or ever for that matter.

I love how this section in the paper has become an all-out attack on the people’s comments from the previous week. Keep up the good work Colonnade, I love this.

What’s with the censoring of the word “Saga” in The Colonnade? You can’t fool me, no one actually calls it Sodexho. It’s time to embrace the nickname! Viva la Saga!

To the person that said the song “Tiny Dancer” should be changed to “Hold me closer, Tony Danza,” I agree with you 100%. I think that makes the song so much better. I believe we should hook up and go out to dinner and discuss this song in greater detail.

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth it.” -Herm Albright

I am writing in response to the Sassy Cats comment. I think the Sassy Cats have come a LONG way from last year’s dance moves, from humping on the floors to the excellent hip-hop dances that they are performing this year. I say keep up the good work!

If anything, people should be complaining about the group of boys that sit in the front row of the “student section” right behind the goal. They ruin the game for other fans by humiliating themselves and insulting coaches and basketball players of the opposing team. It’s one thing to yell “defense” or “Go Bobcats,” but it’s another to yell, “buy Rogaine” at the other teams coaches or threats to players. I am EXTREMELY embarrassed that is the type of “school spirit” that represents GC&SU. Frankly I am embarrassed that the Athletics Department continues to let these students act in the poor manner that they do.

Since when does turning on your caution lights give you the right to park wherever you want to?

I vent, therefore I am.

Telling my parents and friends that I was printed in the Litter Box section of the newspaper didn’t quite have the effect I expected…

As much as I detest not having someone to romantically woo during Valentine’s Day, I can say that Feb. 14 isn’t too much of a loss if you have invested stock in Viagra and Victoria’s Secret. Maybe being single this time of the year isn’t too bad after all.

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