Fashion File

Ooh, graphic tee’s really burn me up. I think it’s because every store sells them and moreover, every college student buys them. Don’t misunderstand me. I don’t mean t-shirts that support real teams, organizations and even Greek life.
I’m referring to shirts that advertise the store that they were purchased from in a form fitting way. I know you know what I mean. They say things like, Abercrombie, American Eagle Outfitters, Gap, or in the most severe cases, Old Navy. However, those aren’t even the worst ones. I personally hate the ones that say things such as “Abercrombie Football.” I mean, come on, you idiots. Abercrombie and Fitch does not and, quite obviously, never will have a football team, a tennis team, or lacrosse team. You have to be taking crazy pills to physically show your support for a team that simply doesn’t exist. I can’t remember the last time I got wild tailgating for an Abercrombie sporting event. So, I’m not sure exactly why guys or girls wear these shirts, unless they think that they look good with their shell necklaces.
It’s not necessary to advertise where your shirt is from. Rest assured, if someone really wants to know, they will certainly ask. Not even if you own an Armani couture shirt is it acceptable to have it written so everyone can see.
Guys, I invite you to wear t-shirts of almost any kind. Just between you and me, there’s nothing hotter than a guy in a simple Ralph Lauren Polo or even better, a Lacoste Shirt. A small horse or a super cute gator makes a statement without announcing to the world where you prefer to shop. So, give the graphic tee’s a rest.
Girls, don’t think you’re getting off so easily. The tight fitting graphic tee’s with the company logo imprinted across your chest not only announces to the world where you prefer to shop, but also that you want us to know where you shop. Simply put, that’s just in bad taste. I noticed a girl strolling through campus the other day who wanted so badly for everyone to know where her shirt was purchased. She obviously went the extra mile when she purchased the graphic tee with 15 pounds of glitter on it. Don’t worry, sweetie, you accomplished your goal and definitely stood out.
I’m not saying that I didn’t do it. I certainly did. But they’re gone, they’re out. It was fun while it lasted, so let’s all get over graphic tee’s and move on to the next trend. I really hope that the American Eagle Tennis team makes it to the finals this year. Go team!

Posted by Colonnade Archives on Mar 26 2004. Filed under Opinion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry