The Colonnade’s Top Ten List of Pick Up Lines
10) Can I take your picture? Cause I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
9) I’m new in town. Could I get directions to your apartment?
Do you have any Sicilian in you? Would you like some?
7) Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kickin.’
6) Do you wanna do math with me? Let’s add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
5) Your Dad must be a baker ’cause you have great buns.
4) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.
3) Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
2) I lost my number. Can I have yours?
1) Your Dad must be a terrorist cause you da bomb.
Posted by Colonnade Archives
on Apr 25 2003. Filed under Features.
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