The Colonnade Top 100
100. No. of times the UR messed up The Colonnade
99. Ow. That phonebook hurt Kent!
98. That’s gonna leave a mark
97. Meeting Erin’s grandparents
96. Spurs and Arrows
95. No, she said snow crabs
94. Carter got her ears.
93. Fake polos, Fake Kates, Fake watches
92. Boiled peanuts
91. Big Uns had Balls Deep by the short hairs
90. Bowling is not a sport
89. Clog or die
88. The hot light is on
87. No cheering in the press box
86. Professional Tennis
85. Watching Ryan’s softball games
84. Erin eating Pit food
83. Eating at Lieu Peking
82. Kimmie
81. Eating at The Hat, El Sombreros/Margaritas
80. Amount of money Kent owes Megan and Ryan
79. Colonnade this is…
78. Who stole the olive oil
77. Spears did
76. Spears on sports
75. 7 to 5; score of b-ball pick-up in NY for Vick and Schomber
74. Eating at Brick with Kirkley
73. Rich sleeping with his eyes open
72. Sic’ em Dogs Woof Woof
71. (NANANA) Web boy
70. Relationship ON
69. Relationship OFF
68. Relationship ON
67. Star Crossed lovers
66. Love triangle
65. Hoola Homer
64. No more caffeine
63. Get your hands off of me
62. Spurs signing ‘I Love You’
61. We have the best racks in town
60. Smashing CD’s w/ sludge hammer
59. Where did I park?
58. Write that down
57. Joyous
56. You’re not going to eat that doughnut are you?
55. Hola, Como estas Victoria
54. Random Hockey stick
53. Respect Me
52. Clotheslines (Vick/JT)
51. Corner office with a window
50. Victoria, Megan and Joy swimming in a Margarita
49. Why does everybody hate me this week?
48. Schomber’s a good guy
47. Alright I’m gay this semester
46. Coming outcha
45. Schomber She, Schomber Sha
44. Schomber Ha Ha Ha
43. Wet floor signs
42. HEYYYYYYYYYY, click
41. the number of people Rich owes CDs
40. E-Cone
39. Don’t call me E-cone
38. Alright call me E-cone
37. No. of Rich’s CDs
36. No. of Rich’s CDs that aren’t labeled
35. Age Vick and Spears get married to each other
34. EVAR
33. Toot toot, beep beep
32. The clap
31. The Lizard and the Christmas tree
30. Call me ‘Crazy J”
29. I think cheesy fun’s a good thing
28. Bobcat Nights
27. Leah’s favorite number
26. No. of wins in a row of the Lady Bobcats softball team
25. No. of times of 3 a.m. at the Nade
24. Karaoke with GSchomber, Spurs and Stitch
23. Ann’s baskets
22. CAB stealing our beach ball
21. 21 means 21 at Cowboy Bill’s
20. Lilo and Stitch
19. I was on Dawson’s Creek
1,800 issues of Feb. 14 Colonnade stolen
17. My name is Regina The dress says lets do lunch, but the hair says you’re buying
16. Kamakazi Squirrels
15. I’m feeling very uncomfortable
14. Turn that music down
13. Ryan and Victoria’s early Thursday mornings
12. Hours spent in van to Orlando
11. No. of parking tickets Rich got this year
10. I can’t get in the van. Just leave without me.
9. No. of hours in Disney World
8. Getting pushed into the bushes
7. Years Dr. Carter has been advisor of The Colonnade
6. No. of times riding Space Mountain – in a row
5. Margarita mix has alcohol in it, right?
4. The “birth” of Spurs
3. I’ll bring the beers
2. Get out of my suitcase
1. Dr. Ginger Schomber, we love you and will miss you
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